Where Are My Keys?

Every Republican is a Washington Redskins fan tonight.

Here's why:

Since 1936, the Redskins are 17-1 in determining the result of the upcoming election. Here's how it works: If the Redskins win their last home game before the presidential election, the incumbent party remains in office, which would be McCain and the Republicans in 2008. If the Redskins lose their last home game before the election, the other party takes office, which would be Obama and the Democrats in the event that the Steelers win this year.

 

Maybe why this is why we haven't heard much from GWK lately?

JDJ has a possible GWK sighting on YouTube.

I know dating sucks, but..

This is ridiculous..

Caption contest..

Feel free to enter as often as you like in the comments.

All that for $400 and a t-shirt?

Well done, dude.  Or maybe medium rare.

So if you do a ritual swim to cleanse bad spirits, and drown..

I'm guessing your Team might not fare too well in your upcoming game.

Why I no longer participate in water balloon catching contests.

Too intense.

Construction workers complain about a naked woman??

Construction workers?  Everything television has told me about "man-as-animal" must be wrong.  Here is the lady in question:

"Steam Fangs Palin"

What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother?  Put your answer in the comments.

I think I may have sat next to this guy on my last flight..

He must have been "in training" for this event.

A man nicknamed "Humble Bob" stuffed himself with 11.5 pounds of a local specialty called chili-spaghetti in only about 10 minutes to claim victory in a holiday eating contest.